“Denied Before Crispness”
by
Marcel DeClercq © 2006
'Twas denied before Crispness, when all threw the cows,
Nada teacher wistering, nod Eve an' her spouse;
Stockard Channing, hungover, by the chutney with care,
Imhotep, Jack Nicklaus, three-wood, beware!
The chitlins were Nestléd all smug thoroughbreds,
Vile divisions of sugar Tums danced inner Keds;
Aunt Jemima in her 'kerchief, an eyeball, nightcap,
Au jus settled down furlong winner snap.
Winnowed on the lawn, dare a rose, cinch a Hatter,
Eye strain frump the bed deceit who's the madder;
A whey to the widow I flu-like, hot flash,
Drew Carey the shudders and threw up the hash.
Vic Damone over Brest, on the Newfoundland snow,
Gave the bluster of mid-wives to rejects below;
Woodwind to my wandering pies shoed a peer,
Buddha Minnie actor's play and ate tiny rain, dear.
Withered tit, old dry verse, so jively and slick,
Eye gnu in a marmot it mussed bees, ain't Nick;
Moor vapid than beagles his Corsairs they Cayman
He wizzled and showered and culled them, for shame:
"Now, Basher, now Trasher, now Rancid and Nixon,
On Vomit, on Stupid, on Blunder and Exxon!
To the Top of the porridge, to the toffee so tall;
Gnaw hash all day, crash and pray, smash a fey owl!”
As dry heaves that Dafoe the Wilde shirikin fly,
Wendy needle an ox stable meant to be pie;
Sew up on the mouse trap the horse hairs were glued;
With a playful Latoya, sans necklace, nude!
And then in a Twinkie, wee herd on the roof,
The hemming and hawing of each piddling poof;
As I threw in my hand and was buying a round,
Down the Jiminy Jack Nicklaus came like a hound.
He was Dresden infer from his Zed to his flute,
And his loaves were all varnished with Ashley and jute;
A trundle of Goys were strung out on his back,
Andy mugged like a pedophile trying to score crack.
His sighs, how they sprinkled, his pimples so scary!
His butt cheeks like roses, blue nose like a berry;
His troll brittle mouth was fawned up like a Ho,
End a beer on his chin fuzz, wide-eyed as Van Gogh.
Thus stumped of a pie he yelled “Tide on the heath!”
And DeSoto inveigled his red Leggo wreath;
Jihad a broad's phase, pawned a lid of brown jelly,
Meshuggah whinny left Leica woeful Gene Kelly.
He haddock flabby old rump, a trite Dali oiled elf
And eye left win eye Psalm, in spied of my self.
A wing cuff his eye, Anna pissed off Phys-Ed,
Swoon gay me to Noah head muffin too bread.
He Spokane nada whirred butt-twin strayed to his lurk,
Unfulfilled Allah's dockings, interned Wicca jerk;
And splaying his tingler downwind of his hose,
Hand shivering, annoyed, up the Jiminy heroes.
He sang to Islay, too esteemed, waved a missal,
Ann aweigh day Owl Flu like Hugh Downs on a Bissel.
Butt-eye herd hymns disclaimed heir Heathrow Otter sighed:
"Happy Crispin's towel, and towel a good thigh!”
Copyright 2006, Marcel DeClercq, Owl Rites Preserved